I have nothing to declare except my genius. (Oscar Wildeupon arriving at U.S. customs 1882)

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. (Robert Pirsig)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)